separated at birth?

crazy security guy:


and GOB:

Labels: separated at birth, yanquis

had an eerily similar argument earlier and just feel the need to reiterate that

STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
STATS ARE A MEASURE OF PERFORMANCE.
[fjm]

Labels: quote of

i always say i love you when i mean turn out the light

"A rabid newspaper, Internet and chat room reader, Isringhausen felt the hostility before reaching the park each day." [stl post dispatch]

poor izzy. so sensitive! who knew? beneath that scowly veneer is an unsure little boy yearning for acceptance. as they say in the interweb parlance of our times, ilu bb!

Labels: birds on bat

weeping with laughter you guys

Because the 5-foot-11 Crosby is fast, loves to run and is a good bunter, he knew he wanted to play in the National League, and he found Cincinnati to be the best fit.

translation: because he knew he wasn't getting a job anywhere else, he signed with the reds.

"Even being a fifth outfielder for a National League team, you're going to get three times as many at-bats as I would if I were with the Yankees again," Crosby said. "It's exciting to know I can play my game. Sometimes I'd get the green light, but I'd get the stare from Joe (Torre) that said I better be sure. Then you hesitate and just wait for (Hideki) Matsui to hit a two-run homer.


...It's nice to go to an organization that if you produce, you're going to play." [cincinnati post]

aw, a mouth like gary sheffield-lite with all the talent of tony womack! of course you get to play if you produce. the problem, my little rabbit, is that you don't produce. ever. there was that one time where you did that thing, but you know and i know you stood there, manny-like, soaking it all in, because you knew and i knew that it wasn't likely to happen again. anyway, i hope all the fluffy camraderie makes transitioning your career as a never-was to an underwhelming nl club a little easier!

Labels: national league, stfu

frisson inducing quote of the day

"But a noticeable early casualty in Cashman’s plan is sentimentality." - jon heyman

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apologies

to people searching my tags. i'm not used to them and haven't got around to tagging my 934 billion old posts so you'll have to bear with me.

(thanks june)

dear larry dobrow,

let us make babies. i will knit them little "team a-rod" emblazoned hats and booties. that is all.

sincerely,
lupe

Labels: people i don't want dead, team a-rod

i don't know why i even read this because i know better

If the only reason to do anything is to win, then you may as well do nothing. [some hat wearing jackass in reference to an a-rod quote about wanting to win]

maybe he should've done something more along these lines, then he'd be a cuddly winning winner who wins:

Labels: fuck you people

how much do i love mike mussina?

a whole fucking lot.

Labels: yanquis