is there anything about that woman's body that's real?

(thx kimmeh)

Brian McNamee told congressional investigators Thursday that he injected Roger Clemens' wife with human growth hormone before she appeared with the pitcher in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in 2003, according to a Washington source.

Debbie Clemens appeared with her husband in a photograph taken in Central Park in the magazine's Feb. 18, 2003 issue wearing a bikini and holding a bat over her shoulders while Roger Clemens reclined on the ground in his Yankee uniform.

"McNamee discussed his wife's use before the committee," according to the source. "She was trying to get in shape for the SI cover. He told them the story that Debbie took growth." [daily news]

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oh my god

(thanks vicky)



now ima have this* in my head all day:




*attn june i dunno if you can watch youtube at work yet or not but you probably shouldnt try because i don't want to be accused a third time of trying to get you fired

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to go or not to go

from the trenton thunder newsletter:

The Thunder have made several arrangements in anticipation of the standing room only crowd expected for Roger Clemens' potential start for the Thunder on Wednesday, May 23. This includes the gates at Waterfront Park opening early and a parking advisory. Please read below for more information.

Roger Clemens will start for the Tampa Yankees (Class A) tonight, and if things go well, it is expected that he will be named the starting pitcher for the Thunder on May 23, weather permitting.

hmmm

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