keith lolbermann
"Pals and buddies? No, he has sex partners. He woos you by email, has lousy sex with you and then never sees you again. You feel like a fool and you feel used. I wonder how he feels. It doesn't seem to bother him because he does it again and again.
I hope he at least bought you dinner." [for this relief much thanks]
'tis bitter cold, and i am sick at heart. oh my.
Labels: boys behaving badly
8 Comments:
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Wow, that's the first I'd seen of that.
By Mr. Faded Glory, at 1:14 AM <$BlogItemControl$>
I used to enjoy Olbermann on MSNBC before his show stopped being funny and became "let's rehash what Bill O'Reilly said last night and debunk it all."
Look asshole, I don't watch O'Reilly and now I don't watch you either.
The blog seems not to go all the way back to the beginning of the story, though.. shame. It's enough to see what a scumbag he is though.
Oh, and thanks for the flashback to high school drama club and the itchy-ass beards and smelly makeup. -
yeah, i'm kinda surprised deadspin or something hasn't picked up on it yet.
By lupe!, at 1:20 AM <$BlogItemControl$>
maybe they have. like i really pay attention. -
It sounds like he's an asshole to women. Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?
By , at 1:18 PM <$BlogItemControl$> -
sounds like someone else i know, absent only a mention of his tragically teeny manhood
By June, at 4:26 PM <$BlogItemControl$> -
speaking of penis, "do you you really want to know?" randomly popped into my head and i narrowly avoided a tragic, hysterically-laughing-in-the-shower accident.
By lupe!, at 4:35 PM <$BlogItemControl$> -
oh, you girls and your penises!
By Mr. Faded Glory, at 5:24 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
wait, that didn't come out right at all. -
omg I must tell you that I truthfully had NEVER considered the possible innuendo behind my question - I was only referring to the usual crowd chant... I SWEAR! I'm utterly retroactively mortified
By June, at 7:27 PM <$BlogItemControl$> -
don't be mortified! it made him feel special i'm sure
By lupe!, at 7:38 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
bwahahahaha
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