soft hands.

keith lolbermann

(sorry. i had to.)

"Pals and buddies? No, he has sex partners. He woos you by email, has lousy sex with you and then never sees you again. You feel like a fool and you feel used. I wonder how he feels. It doesn't seem to bother him because he does it again and again.

I hope he at least bought you dinner." [for this relief much thanks]

'tis bitter cold, and i am sick at heart. oh my.


12:14 PM :: ::
  • Wow, that's the first I'd seen of that.

    I used to enjoy Olbermann on MSNBC before his show stopped being funny and became "let's rehash what Bill O'Reilly said last night and debunk it all."

    Look asshole, I don't watch O'Reilly and now I don't watch you either.

    The blog seems not to go all the way back to the beginning of the story, though.. shame. It's enough to see what a scumbag he is though.

    Oh, and thanks for the flashback to high school drama club and the itchy-ass beards and smelly makeup.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 1:14 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • yeah, i'm kinda surprised deadspin or something hasn't picked up on it yet.

    maybe they have. like i really pay attention.

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 1:20 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • It sounds like he's an asshole to women. Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:18 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • sounds like someone else i know, absent only a mention of his tragically teeny manhood

    By Blogger June, at 4:26 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • speaking of penis, "do you you really want to know?" randomly popped into my head and i narrowly avoided a tragic, hysterically-laughing-in-the-shower accident.

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 4:35 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • oh, you girls and your penises!

    wait, that didn't come out right at all.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 5:24 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • omg I must tell you that I truthfully had NEVER considered the possible innuendo behind my question - I was only referring to the usual crowd chant... I SWEAR! I'm utterly retroactively mortified

    By Blogger June, at 7:27 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • don't be mortified! it made him feel special i'm sure


    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 7:38 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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