immature yankees fans everywhere: rejoice!

latroy hawkins has given up your precioussssss.

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who, pray tell,

is the one who sounds bent out of shape here:

Also in the process, Yankees manager Joe Girardi got himself bent out of shape.

“It’s uncalled for,” Girardi said of the play. “Spring training, you’re going to get people hurt, and that’s what we got, we got Cervelli hurt. It’s one thing to get hit by a pitch, it gets away, but, I don’t understand it.”

What’s not to understand? It’s baseball. If you’re a runner trying to score, and the catcher is blocking the plate, you do what you have to do to score. That, generally, means plowing through the catcher. Most times, the catcher doesn’t get injured. This time, he did. But what was Johnson supposed to do? Pull up? Lie down in the basepath? Go and fetch Cervelli a cup of tea? [sean devaney]

a cup of tea! get it! because that's dainty and feminine or british or whatever! ha ha!

idk, maybe i'm missing something, or being unfair, or maybe the finely chosen words are ruined by the fact that i'm hearing the writing voice in a supremely annoying cartman impersonation.

also, i don't know if you guys have noticed, but i have very bravely and in the name of science made the observation that joe girardi has the build of a person you don't want to mess with. or try to sarcastically explain the delicate nuances of baseball to. but i don't play baseball, or write professionally, so what do i know.

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separated at birth?

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@#$#%%$&^*%^$*%#*^%#$%@&^

stuart scott: some people say that [jeter]'s the second best shortstop on his own team.
adam sandler: ehhh. yankees fans don't talk like that.

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get over it ny post, they all do it and you know it

my only issue is why with someone who looks EXACTLY like your wife? ZZZZZZZZ.

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