soft hands.

because hating the yankees is more important than supporting your football team

so sunday i attended my first nfl game since 1992, and except for initially being convinced i was gonna be killed and eaten by certain nearby jets crazies, it was a pretty funtastic experience. by the time jamal lewis made that final ridonkulous run, i was so delirious with hypothermia i was shrieking and hopping and clapping "go baby go go go!" and now i'm a little afraid i'm officially irrevocably emotionally invested in yet another sports team. oh, right, i guess i could get to the point of my post title sometime today... after it was all over, most of the people i saw filtering out of the stadium were elated browns fans, arfing and barking and all that dawg poundy shit. even i got a couple giddy grins and woofs and fistbumps (pleasantly startling -- i kept forgetting i had a jersey peeking out of my ginormous coat). of course, there always has to be a douchebag: as i stood near one of the escalators waiting to hook up with my family, a group of browns fans filtered past and i noticed one of them looking at me like he had something to say. i looked over, clearly all wtf, and he goes (in the most peevishly queeny tone ever, AND as he's still moving in the other direction, i might add) "[nodding derisively at my woolly yankees hat] a browns fan AND a yankees fan? [pause pregnant with bitchiness] that's a contradiction." excuse me? the football team we both like just won and is possibly maybe poised to grab a wild card spot and all this asshole could do was pick on my baseball team? may his tiny penis be devoured by a swarm of starving midges as he sleeps.

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  • i have no idea what you're talking about. also, what penis?

    By Blogger June, at 5:22 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • i just got fired, probably. whoops!

    By Blogger June, at 5:22 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • a) there's apparently this other sport called football? i think it was invented so people would have something to look at when baseball winds down. b) true. okay, i hope they ravage his eyeballs

    fired? wha?

    By Blogger lupe!, at 5:26 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • because hating the yankees is more important than supporting your football team

    only if you livein Boston does that matter

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 8:29 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • fired? wha?

    juneh-to-lupe dictionary says: for posting the word PENIS on the intrawebs

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 8:30 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • in june's honor i plan on making a whole blog post about penises

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 8:31 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • OHHHH.

    By Blogger lupe!, at 9:12 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • tom brady picture

    mother of god

    By Blogger lupe!, at 9:15 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • y thank u JTL Dictionary! how handy!

    also tom brady does not usually give me tingles

    By Blogger June, at 10:19 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I think my favorite part about the Brady thing is that they made it front page news for DAYS in Beantown

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 1:33 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • but it's such old ass news. i don't see why people care so much in the first place. it's not like it interferes with his job. same thing with all the kvetching in cleveland about lebron james being a yankees fan. :rolleyes:

    By Blogger lupe!, at 5:26 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I think it's because as a society were moving away from racism being acceptable and normal, so people have to take out their hate on some group of people, they project their need to hate upon the sports teams that other people enjoy.

    Remember that historically Boston is a very racist city, so that theory holds water

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 5:52 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • intriguing and convincing theory! of course, in case the sports team allegiance thing doesn't work out, open discrimination and mockery based on weight (especially women) is as ever perfectly kosher... yay hwood and the media!

    By Blogger June, at 6:25 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I suppose I'm guilty. I'd rather be with a big booty girl than a Red Sox fan :(

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 6:42 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • Speaking of Brady, it's still hard for me to believe, having watched them both at U of M, that he turned out to be a gazillion times better QB than Drew Henson.

    By Blogger Rich, at 10:54 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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