soft hands.

qot night, and assorted stream of consciousness psychobabble about that team i've been neglecting

"shelley duncan hit 25 home runs at AAA, so he IS a power hitter." - joe morgan, with authority, during chris duncan's at bat just now

yeah chipper, scotty woulda had that

apparently ryan howard hitting 50 billion home runs last year is reason enough for humpty dumpty jon miller be shocked and appalled that howard was not included on the all star team THIS year. OH, THE HUMANITY.

watching izzy just now reminds me that i never shared this fantastic danup quote: "By my estimation, we’re finally seeing the old Jason Isringhausen–not the broken 2006 model, or the unhittable early-2007 model, but the most terrifying elite closer in baseball, loading the bases and making inadvisable bare-handed grabs and generally acting like he does not care at all that he’s the shutdown closer of a Major League Baseball team. Giving up a double and striking out the side? Classic Izzy."

dane cook? don't tell me about baseball, or why i love baseball, or anything involving baseball. stick to your shitty boring comedy and leave me alone.


which, naturally, they follow up with some a them statistic thingies that say he's hard to strike out so.. yeah, still pretty much the best little player ever!

i like how five minutes ago i was thinking that miles-eckstein-shumaker was the least terrifying/most depressing part of an order since any two names+wil nieves and skip goes and hits one out. well done indeed.

scott rolen! somewhere juney is shrieking. if not, i just might have done it for her.

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10:46 PM :: ::
  • THANK YOU, as i was out and about and up to no good :o i know, for scotty's first game back... fo shame

    By Blogger June, at 12:34 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • oh also that is possibly the best descriptive quote re Izbot that I have ever seen. The terrifying part to me is that he himself seems completely unperturbed while his actions are giving nervous breakdowns to hundreds and thousands of others. it's like hannibal- scary because he doesn't perceive there to anything wrong or disturbing about his behavior.

    By Blogger June, at 12:37 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • ^
    there to BE

    By Blogger June, at 12:38 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • t's like hannibal- scary

    note to self: use this for a new STBM post

    By Blogger lupe!, at 3:07 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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