reason number 3058 to love post secret
Labels: things that are funny
That is a pretty good example of how to raise your kids the right way™.By Rich, at 10:17 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
i'm trying to make a joe morgan joke but my brain won't let me. stupid being sick.By lupe!, at 11:37 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
aw, feel better :(By June, at 6:00 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
at the game the other night a couple came and sat directly behind us (natch). the woman immediately began screaming every known English-language obscenity, starting with 'COCKSUCKER' and devolving in civility from there. everybody was politely ignoring her, as her companion tried (not very hard) to shush her. She sounded drunk, but not all that drunk. Then when Damon came on deck, she started shrieking, "TRAITOR! FUCK YOU JOHNNY! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER! TRAITOR! GO RED SOX! WOOOO!" and THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE in the vicinity (including me, my friend, and the guy next to her) all said out loud to no one in particular, at the same moment, "that explains it." it was beautiful.
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