bullpen turtle: a turtle drawn from a vertical view in the dirt of the bullpen mound. the two main variations of the turtle are the RAIN turtle and the RALLY turtle. The rain turtle is invoked when a rainout is possible. We pour water on the turtle and hope that it brings the rain onto the field, leaving the team with a great chance at a shortened victory(boston 06, 5inning game). The Rally turtle is used when a runs have been scarce, and spitting or pouring water on the turtle brings it happy feelings which in turn bring us scoreboard status.
get on that, pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth.
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i know i say this a lot, but i am totally in loveBy June, at 6:20 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
i knew you would be :DBy lupe!, at 6:35 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
i am so depressed by ------- right now that i just ate a cupcake for no reasonBy June, at 9:06 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
god i don't even have any good emergency binge food. eat one for me.By lupe!, at 9:17 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
also i made an error before in declaring that the pen was slacking -- to clarify, that was a hypothetical, because the american league new york team and also the national league missouri team have mysteriously vanished off the face of the earth. there must be a strike or something. but if there WERE real new york baseball being played, i imagine the pen would need to pick up the rain/rally turtle ritual.
yes, that's all exactly right in every wayBy June, at 9:43 PM <$BlogItemControl$>
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