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soft hands.

in-game nonsense

8.30.2006
DID I MISS THE OFFICIAL "EVERYONE MUST CALL HIM BIG PAPI" MEMO?

drinking game ideas:
- every time someone mentions BIG PAPI, do a shot
- every time wang goes to a full count, do a shot
- every time wang fields a ball, do a shot

"i'd probably lay in a closet somewhere, put on a little miles davis, and about ten minutes before game time come out and say 'let's go!'" -- kitty kaat on how he'd handle a funk

dear jorgie: facial hair is not going to create the illusion of a chin. please stop. xo lupe

- every time the yankees strand runners on second and third, do a shot

- every time jeter makes an error in a wang start, do a shot
- every time michael kay tries to pin a jeter error on someone else, do a shot

andrew miller sighting!

perhaps bob ought to grow a stache.

dear alex: nothing you can do about granderson running it down, slamming the helmet and having it nearly richochet into your face isn't gonna help. take it out on a water cooler or michael kay, please.

the new robin ventura model glove seems to be agreeing with him.

THE VAUNTED TIGERS DEFENSE! downright LLALALALAL angels-like.

wang, as of the 7th inning stretch: 0 runs, 97 pitches, 2 hits, 1 walk, 3 k, 12 groundball outs, 3 assists. so reliably, steadily good it's yawntastic. almost. dear wang: this is not an invitation for drama. please, stay boring.

how does neifi perez keep finding work?

dear small ball: fuck you.

"alex with risp this year, hitting .303, not bad." -- michael kay. not bad? what the fuck do you want from him? CLUTCH PAPI'S .286 avg, maybe?

commercial break picspam:
ozzieandarod

i'm probably pretty sure walking neifi perez qualifies as UNACCEPTABLE.

scott proctor: continually defying my grisly expectations

andrew miller is.... too young for me. andrew miller is too young for me. andrew miller is too young for me.

of course, no sooner do i think "speaking of boring, hello mo..." does carlos guillen
ruin things. of course.

much better. hooray 8 game lead!

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11 Comments:
  • it's a doubleheader for crying out loud... alcohol poisoning is *not* fun

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 3:16 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I LOVE GIVING AWAY OUTS

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 3:22 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • When Abreu sacrificed I threw things.

    Things I probably shouldn't throw.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 3:29 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • i'm reporting yout to the aspca

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 3:31 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • Inanimate things.

    Hey how many total innings do we see from Proctor today?

    My guess is 3

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 3:32 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • HA

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 3:34 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • that's fantastic: a monologue gt!!

    robin :`( was discussing him just last night with a friend at great length

    By Blogger June, at 11:22 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I love that photo of A-Rod because people can fault him for many things, but after seeing that there's no way they can challenge his, uh, manhood.

    By Blogger Karen, at 12:00 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • word, karen :D

    juneh i wish robin would randomly pop up in the broadcast booth. i think he'd be great.

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 2:42 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • also june is it me or does bonderman have a little bit of brad thompson about him?

    i also have to say that watching arod run is one of life's little pleasures. kay: it's his "first multihit game since august 18th" which as we know was like totally a lifetime ago. rolleyes.

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 2:46 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • oh man he'd be so hilarious... sigh

    yes bonderman reminds of thompson, but without the headlamp st. barts blue eyes

    By Blogger June, at 8:05 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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