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RANDY BEANS MA OF LOVE CHILD!!11

3.28.2006
not sure what makes me want to vomit more, the piddly amount of money he's suing for or the stunning fact that someone voluntarily had sex with him.

Randy Johnson has a secret love child - and the Yankees superstar is playing hardball with the girl's mom, it was revealed yesterday.

The flame-throwing lefty, who makes $16 million a year, is suing ex-girlfriend Laurel Roszell for less than $100,000 in child-care payments for their daughter Heather, now 16, according to court papers revealed by The Smoking Gun Web site. [daily news]

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8:07 AM :: ::
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  • I like how she justifies using $750 per DAY on childcare until the girl is 16 by instead quitting her job and living off of it as if that's perfectly acceptable.

    $5,000/month, + $750 per day.. $99,000 per year. Yes, Randy can afford it but she seems like she's spent her life living off of having had sex with someone.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 12:25 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • but look at him! i'd have tried to get even more!

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 7:20 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I would have too, but I'd have doe it through the courts because he's making so much more than he used to.... however, the money should have been for the kid, not for her.

    I'm all for taking care of the kid, but this lady's been living off having had sex with a MLB player for 17 years.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 2:19 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • unclear antecedent *shudder*

    By Blogger June, at 9:46 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • sorry i dont speak legalese

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 9:59 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • that there aint legalese; it's grammarese

    By Blogger June, at 5:27 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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