soft hands.

the yankees had enough of him and no one else wanted him either, so let's bring him beck for a few weeks for nostalgia's sake, already? look mel, just stand over there, make sure joe's tea is hot, and don't talk to anybody and i think everybody'll be okay.

Mel Stottlemyre, who retired following the end of last season because he was tired of the second-guessing coming out of Tampa, will be coming to Yankee spring training in a celebrity coaching capacity, The Post has learned. [ny post]


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  • First point of business: have Mo teach Gator the cutter.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 10:46 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • "Celebrity coaching", eh? Perhaps that means famous people are coming to spring training to work out with the Yankees! George Clooney, Julia Roberts and Dame Judi Dench, all coming to Tampa Bay to work with the one and only Mel! Or maybe he'll be coaching Yankees on how to be celebrities? "Make love to the camera, Robinson!"

    By Blogger Karen, at 1:08 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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