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soft hands.

2.07.2006
one more for the list of 986 billion reasons to be proud of our little captain:

Oh kittens, do I love me some Derek Jeter! Hot, right? I mean, even die-hard Red Sox fan Caroline Kepnes has to admit the dude is smokin'.

And apparently, whatcha see is--grab some condoms!--whatcha get. Yes, kittens, you might want to cross your legs and put your earmuffs on for this dish.

Penthouse party. Vegas. Like way late in the night or early in the morning, whichever def you fancy.

A de-lish P-Pet comes waltzing out, all bedhead. She shrieks: "Damn, my [bleep!] is [bleeping!] sore! Derek Jeter just [bleeped!] me for, like, eight hours." [the awful truth]
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7 Comments:
  • Jeter, Jeter, Jeter. Sigh. Who do you think the Penthouse skank is?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:31 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • Cassia Riley

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:35 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • ""She told us her boyfriend doesn't like to have sex with her," blabbed my ear-witness. "So, she said she didn't feel bad about hooking up with Derek because of that. She can't figure out why her boyfriend doesn't like to sleep with her, but she loves him.""

    Jeez. And somehow this guy gets a Pet. What a complete waste.

    By Blogger Mr. Faded Glory, at 4:11 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • she's one of those people who looks better naked so you're not paying attention to the face.

    not work safe:
    http://www.pimplicious.com:81/galleries/cassia-riley/images/24.jpg

    bad jeter. you're famous! you don't have to put up with that butterface shit!

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 8:12 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I've heard Derek Jr is NICE ;)

    By Blogger Duchess of Kinney, at 1:12 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • You'd think he could find a woman who could put her boobs on correctly...

    By Blogger Karen, at 4:11 PM   <$BlogItemControl$>
  • I've heard Derek Jr is NICE ;)

    he'd BETTER be, he's had enough practice :D

    By Blogger lupe_velez, at 7:44 AM   <$BlogItemControl$>
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