love it when mlb.tv doesn't go to commercials

because then you get to hear michael kay say things like

"that's an attractive girl there in the white dress!"

"the mcdonalds around the corner from the hotel? it's open 24 hours a day. OH YEAH, THEY CHANGED IT."

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edited to add more, because the between inning banter is more enjoyable than half the games have been this year.

michael kay: i had [one flew over the cuckoo's nest] in the dvd! and.. and i, actually.. something...
dr hibbert ken singleton: and something came up, right!
kay: something DID come up!
singleton: yeah right!
kay: it's gonna happen --
singleton: you shoulda told her to go home!

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and so, girls, i've learned that not only are we not safe from players, umpires, base coaches, and that drunk guy two rows back, but broadcasters as well:

kay: WHOAAA! there's a winner! -- there's two winners that just entered the booth! oh my god! lee, you have to stand up. lee, you MUST stand up. oh my goodness...
kay and singleton in unison: no more calls!
kay: oh ho! no visible means of upper support
singleton : and bouncin! likin' the music!
kay: oh my good--- did you see?!
singleton: let me outta here!
kay: we've lost kenny. earth to kenny...
singleton: is there a game tonight?
[long silence]
kay: god, that's...smokin......
singleton: hey, that's michael jackson, on the scoreboard.. he's at the game..
kay: [in obvious distress that the cameraman has panned elsewhere] what are you DOING, lee?

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singleton [watching aaron small, who bears an eerie resemblance to jim kaat, in the dugout] YOUNG KITTY! on his way to 283 career victories!

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singleton [on embree relieving small]: this guy's still pitching for the red sox.

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