What Would Jeter Do?

cstb's post about rob dibble's jetery crazy talk reminded me of more jetery crazy talk uttered by pete rose recently on bdssp. when asked which modern player he'd start a team around, rose said pujols, an answer which both delighted and puzzled me, mostly because it was sane. naturally he went and ruined everything by saying something to the effect of "unless it was a big game, then i'd take jeter because he's clutch and knows how to win." i want to hump the the captain's leg as much as the next girl, but come on. ALBERT PUJOLS. figures someone smoking the big red machine weed would say something dopey like that.