blessing in disguise

i hate to wish injury on anybody*, but i am a teensy bit, shall we say, ecstatic, that phillips, wang and now bean are all being called up to replace the living dead. i certainly don't expect the newcomers to propel the yankees into uhh, third place, but it gives me a little hope. things can't be much worse, unless the entire team were to fall over comatose midgame.** to quote bronx banter (who takes a wonderfully thorough look at the situation): "Now if only Rey Sanchez*** would pull something, this team could really start to take shape."







*anybody not named kevin brown.
**nevermind that, it's not like they'd play any worse.
***i would probably amend that to include tony worthlessmack, myself