all you can do is laugh
4.16.2005
dear 2005 yankees:apparently, you're off to the worst franchise start since 1991. do any of you remember 1991? i remember 1991. i know karen and the chicken remember 1991. bernie would remember 1991 if he weren't off in outer space somewhere. 1991 was mel hall. 1991 was very, very bad. i know you'll have to suck sooner or later, but at least ease a girl into it.
this hurts me more than it hurts you, but you've given me no choice: you're all grounded from hounding the beef, or whatever it is you fucks call it, until you show me something un-1991. now go back to your hotel rooms, ALONE, and think about what you've done.
love
lupe