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3.30.2005
from sportspickle:Nation Eagerly Waits to Hear Curt Schilling’s Opinion on Terri Schiavo
As time runs out for Terri Schiavo, the severely brain-damaged Florida woman whose case has fueled furious debate throughout the country on the right-to-die issue, America turns to Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling, eagerly awaiting his opinion on the issue so it knows how to act.
“From politics to steroids, Curt Schilling has everything figured out,” said President George W. Bush. “For some reason though, he has been silent on the Terri Schiavo case so far. If only he would tell us what he thinks, then we would all know the best course to take.”
