there should be a joe morgan drinking game.

- every time he namedrops the big red machine, drink
- every time the camera shows his eyes all glazed over like he's been puffing on a joint between innings, drink
- every time he says the words small ball, drink
- every time he gets a players name wrong, drink
- every time he gets into "the sky is blue" "no, it's green" type bickerfests with jon miller, drink
- every time he brings up the fact that the yankee rotation is not the same as it was last year, forgetting that ever so formidable 1-4 imploded in 2002, drink

suggestions, additions? feel free.