i'm not looking for a new england

excuse me, but i vividly recall making the decision NOT to live in boston. so the hell is this?


"Closer to Scoring a Date With the Red Sox"
"Red Sox Get a Rare Happy Ending"
"Once Again, the Red Sox Have to Push That Rock Up the Hill"
"Moving Along With Jeter as a Crutch"

NEW YORK times? hello? i know all about the sox part-owning blah blah blah, but that shits fucked up.