<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491</id><updated>2011-11-12T21:59:24.237-05:00</updated><category term='hmph'/><category term='sox'/><category term='yeah i voted'/><category term='the wave? fuck you'/><category term='scott rolen iz funnee'/><category term='%#^%*$'/><category term='geographically undesirable'/><category term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category term='why yes i am objectifying you'/><category term='team a-rod'/><category term='youtube'/><category term='nom nom nom'/><category term='squee'/><category term='other teams'/><category term='screwing the blouse man'/><category term='rolleyes'/><category term='michael'/><category term='ugh'/><category term='douchebags'/><category term='juney'/><category term='national league'/><category term='milb'/><category term='blingee'/><category term='what do you mean there are other sports'/><category term='pocket rocket'/><category term='yeah i bogged it'/><category term=':('/><category term='brownies'/><category term='birds on bat'/><category term='fuck you people'/><category term='me me me'/><category term='less than three'/><category term='things i watch that i love'/><category term='new york football giants'/><category term='i don&apos;t watch enough movies to make a tag for them'/><category term='yes men'/><category term='there are other teams?'/><category term='I WANT BASEBALL NOW'/><category term='i heart dirty jobs'/><category term='stfu'/><category term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category term='people i know that i love'/><category term='nobody care'/><category term='magic number'/><category term='aww'/><category term='lupicass'/><category term='small ball? fuck you'/><category term='bogosphere'/><category term='picspam'/><category term='teh office'/><category term='boys behaving badly'/><category term='quote of'/><category term='lisa olson is better than you'/><category term='things that are funny'/><category term='separated at birth'/><category term='what it feels like for a girl'/><category term='things that are annoying'/><category term='baby bombers'/><category term='yanquis'/><category term='horseshit'/><category term='actual rocket'/><category term='sadness'/><category term='vomit everywhere'/><title type='text'>soft hands</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1068</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-624447345750989840</id><published>2009-10-28T07:54:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T08:00:48.246-04:00</updated><title type='text'>two things.</title><summary type='text'>1) loling: Eventually, I think about a year and a half or something went by, and he went to spring training with us (in big league camp), and once we had him in spring training, Dick Pole and I — Dick Pole was my pitching coach...[charlie manuel spins a long ass yarn courtesy of lohud]2) extreme opposite of loling: again per lohud somewhere, joe west will be an umpire in the WS. thanks for be so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/624447345750989840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=624447345750989840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/624447345750989840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/624447345750989840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-things.html' title='two things.'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1450222097288421585</id><published>2009-10-18T16:08:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-18T16:08:56.578-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1450222097288421585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1450222097288421585' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1450222097288421585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1450222097288421585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2009/10/lol.html' title='LOL'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i38.tinypic.com/2u4seiu_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3789565373211537477</id><published>2008-07-26T06:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-26T06:41:38.981-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='juney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i know that i love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teh office'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>e-convo otd</title><summary type='text'>high and tight mike: So I'll be at Comic Con all weekend, starting in about 10 minutes. Well Friday and Saturday at least... Who wants to bet I'm the only one who asks Michael Shur a baseball question?[which is great on its own, but then here comes]june has decided (who, sometimes, in her own cryptic fashion, is like knowing a living breathing version of the kevin bacon game): tell him i'm sorry </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3789565373211537477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3789565373211537477' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3789565373211537477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3789565373211537477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/e-convo-otd.html' title='e-convo otd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2870939197659730436</id><published>2008-07-12T17:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-12T17:16:15.026-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sadness'/><title type='text'>:(</title><summary type='text'>Bobby Murcer lost his gallant and determined fight with brain cancer Saturday, a little more than a year-and-half after first being diagnosed with the most aggressive form of tumors. He was 62, and while most of those last 19 months of a life-too-short were spent enduring exhaustive, often-agonizing after-effects of intense chemotherapy and radiation, Murcer, true to his upbeat nature, regarded </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2870939197659730436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2870939197659730436' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2870939197659730436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2870939197659730436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post.html' title=':('/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6623926536282363289</id><published>2008-07-02T20:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-02T20:51:17.876-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><title type='text'>lol wut</title><summary type='text'>"Alex is in New York with the Yankees and Cynthia has left their kids to go be with Lenny - not cool."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6623926536282363289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6623926536282363289' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6623926536282363289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6623926536282363289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/lol-wut.html' title='lol wut'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8002991546379186450</id><published>2008-06-18T18:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T18:53:32.023-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugh'/><title type='text'>ah ha ha ha</title><summary type='text'>The New York Yankees signed veteran righty Sidney Ponson to a minor league contract on Wednesday in an attempt to bulk up their starting rotation.The 31-year-old Ponson was 4-1 with a 3.88 earned run average in nine starts before being designated for assignment by the Texas Rangers on June 6. [tsn] </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8002991546379186450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8002991546379186450' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8002991546379186450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8002991546379186450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/06/ah-ha-ha-ha.html' title='ah ha ha ha'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5211357421952389965</id><published>2008-06-08T17:40:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-08T22:07:07.505-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='%#^%*$'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"my friend pointed at [the mental conditioning room] on the site plan and said, 'oh, A-Rod is getting his own office.'" - juneh in the comments section of her FANTASTIC* sneak preview post about the new yankees stadium*except for the part about field championship seats being TWENTY FUCKING FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS which naturally isn't her fault. note to self: stop eating, get implants, and embark on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5211357421952389965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5211357421952389965' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5211357421952389965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5211357421952389965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/06/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6720284618704640260</id><published>2008-05-30T08:01:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-30T08:02:52.369-04:00</updated><title type='text'>baseball? what's that?</title><summary type='text'>was just half listening to morning joe and caught something like this:mike barnicle: [lots of smack talk about the mets beating the dodgers]chuck todd: what happened to joe torre? i thought we were getting american league joe torre, not national league joe torre. it just proves the national league is better, it's easier to win when you're managing softball.mika brezsinsksisniski: there goes the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6720284618704640260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6720284618704640260' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6720284618704640260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6720284618704640260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/05/baseball-whats-that.html' title='baseball? what&apos;s that?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6121888414193961337</id><published>2008-05-11T17:20:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-11T17:20:41.942-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yes men'/><title type='text'>no words</title><summary type='text'>(thanks alex :D)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6121888414193961337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6121888414193961337' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6121888414193961337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6121888414193961337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/05/no-words.html' title='no words'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4708782783158644019</id><published>2008-04-27T14:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T16:06:10.157-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"i had a nice career. [pause] i wish i could remember it." - david cone"that was a good call by angel hernendez." - opus michael kay</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4708782783158644019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4708782783158644019' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4708782783158644019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4708782783158644019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/qotd_27.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6570341093752237472</id><published>2008-04-16T11:21:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T11:25:11.496-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bogosphere'/><title type='text'>weeping with laughter you guys</title><summary type='text'>I ....... am writing...... really.... really........ fucking..... slowly....... as..... a .... public ... service..... to ...... you..... all..... so..... that... you might.... get .... used ..... to ...... this..... excru.... ciating..... pace...... in time...... for....... tonight's......... Orioles...... starter....... Steve.... fucking..... slow-...... ass..... Trachsel.moar at drunk jays </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6570341093752237472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6570341093752237472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6570341093752237472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6570341093752237472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/weeping-with-laughter-you-guys.html' title='weeping with laughter you guys'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7500882438577765739</id><published>2008-04-16T10:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T10:47:22.409-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rolleyes'/><title type='text'>immature yankees fans everywhere: rejoice!</title><summary type='text'>latroy hawkins has given up your precioussssss.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7500882438577765739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7500882438577765739' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7500882438577765739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7500882438577765739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/immature-yankees-fans-everywhere.html' title='immature yankees fans everywhere: rejoice!'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-228510633155983663</id><published>2008-04-14T12:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T12:31:06.124-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"every time robbie swings and misses a little part of joe morgan dies." - kimmeh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/228510633155983663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=228510633155983663' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/228510633155983663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/228510633155983663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3459726237793961088</id><published>2008-04-09T17:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T17:22:51.602-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are annoying'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why yes i am objectifying you'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my feelings about how a baseball player should wear his work clothes (see here) are well known and patiently tolerated by my circle of trust friends. i disapprove highly of droopy jammie bottoms in the workplace, and it's nice to have my outrage validated by mr jesse barfield:What ever happened to the fashion police in baseball? Have you guys seen these uniforms some of these guys are wearing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3459726237793961088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3459726237793961088' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3459726237793961088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3459726237793961088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-feelings-about-how-baseball-player.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7000378102728010047</id><published>2008-04-08T15:14:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T15:20:03.209-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are annoying'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hmph'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stfu'/><title type='text'>bothersome crap du jour</title><summary type='text'>dear yankee stadium crowd,paul o'neill's been retired for a hundred years. it's about time someone took 21. get over it already. i hate some of you people so much sometimes,lupe***dear john flaherty,cut your hair!sincerelythe concerned women of the tri-state area</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7000378102728010047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7000378102728010047' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7000378102728010047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7000378102728010047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/bothersome-crap-du-jour.html' title='bothersome crap du jour'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8149269912397724105</id><published>2008-04-07T13:51:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T14:04:00.979-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the wave? fuck you'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my favorite blog of the minute, drunk jays fans, has very thoughtfully done baseball going people a great service by putting together a guide to the wave that i demand everyone read. thank you.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8149269912397724105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8149269912397724105' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8149269912397724105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8149269912397724105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-favorite-blog-of-minute-drunk-jays.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5215097065605327892</id><published>2008-04-05T12:04:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T12:13:30.384-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nom nom nom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squee'/><title type='text'>three of my favorite things on the planet, together!</title><summary type='text'>baseball, bacon (flavor anyway), and potatoes:(lifted from the OFFICIAL bacon salt blog)*homer simpson drool*</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5215097065605327892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5215097065605327892' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5215097065605327892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5215097065605327892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/three-of-my-favorite-things-on-planet.html' title='three of my favorite things on the planet, together!'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8986951243990747050</id><published>2008-04-05T10:14:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T10:27:31.300-04:00</updated><title type='text'>kb rules everything around me</title><summary type='text'>I don't know what it is about Fridays that makes this team just...fall apart, but I (as well as the rest of my Season Ticket Crew) do know that they will win tomorrow in kick-ass fashion. Because tomorrow, the sun will shine dazzingly, Andy Pettitte will throw a perfect game (with one arm tied behind his back, his self-prescribed penance for HGH usage), and Alex Rodriguez, needing a homer for the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8986951243990747050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8986951243990747050' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8986951243990747050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8986951243990747050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/kb-rules-everything-around-me.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://kabsy77.blogspot.com&quot;&gt;kb&lt;/a&gt; rules everything around me'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1567664365098346447</id><published>2008-04-02T23:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T23:50:10.778-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>oldie but goodie qutd</title><summary type='text'>shannon: hey what are these things called where the player crosses home plate? it's been so long i forgetme: those are runs, miss. don't feel bad, i can't remember what they call that thing that happens when the yankees end up with more runs than the other teamkimmeh: lupe, those are called dreams.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1567664365098346447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1567664365098346447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1567664365098346447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1567664365098346447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/oldie-but-goodie-qutd.html' title='oldie but goodie qutd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4119698579366704075</id><published>2008-03-31T19:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T19:42:22.513-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='small ball? fuck you'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"if i could do it all over again, i'd bunt more." -- joe morgan</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4119698579366704075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4119698579366704075' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4119698579366704075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4119698579366704075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_31.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6286500053866815384</id><published>2008-03-31T08:20:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T09:58:13.229-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='national league'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='screwing the blouse man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><title type='text'>HAPPY OPENING DAY YOU GUYS</title><summary type='text'>: smithers, are they booing me?: uh, no sir, they're saying boo-URNS. boo-URNS! [to the crowd]: excuse me, are you saying boo or boo-urns?: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11: i was saying boo-urns :( anyway: rain rain go away!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6286500053866815384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6286500053866815384' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6286500053866815384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6286500053866815384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-opening-day-you-guys.html' title='HAPPY OPENING DAY YOU GUYS'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3223/2377266280_46ecfcfeeb_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4714693965269049302</id><published>2008-03-30T12:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-30T12:26:05.998-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are annoying'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>who came up with generation tres? it's tres suck.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4714693965269049302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4714693965269049302' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4714693965269049302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4714693965269049302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-came-up-with-generation-tres-its.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-417602320108340191</id><published>2008-03-28T09:57:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T09:58:49.050-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>so matsui snuck off to get hitched, and hilarity ensued:“We’ve got a bet going,” Matsui replied. “If he doesn’t get married within a year, I win the bet. Basically the bet was, whoever gets married first wins. Jeter said he himself doesn’t have a girlfriend, so he’s getting a one-year handicap.”Back in the clubhouse, we found Jeter and told him the news about Matsui. Jeter, who loves to say that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/417602320108340191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=417602320108340191' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/417602320108340191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/417602320108340191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/so-matsui-snuck-off-to-get-hitched-and.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7821356571162991288</id><published>2008-03-27T17:16:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T17:18:11.609-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"it makes you wonder just how bad this recession's gonna be if DSW can't sell shoes to women." - some guy on cnbc just now</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7821356571162991288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7821356571162991288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7821356571162991288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7821356571162991288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_27.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3917407888410125135</id><published>2008-03-20T18:47:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-20T18:48:52.736-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why yes i am objectifying you'/><title type='text'>picspam otd</title><summary type='text'>ignore reggie.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3917407888410125135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3917407888410125135' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3917407888410125135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3917407888410125135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/picspam-otd.html' title='picspam otd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5786684362245195</id><published>2008-03-19T12:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-19T12:04:54.307-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><title type='text'>i'm so over it</title><summary type='text'>but i admit i lol'd:There has been a lot of talk lately about the right and the wrong way to play the game. We have heard Shelley Duncan’s side. But what about the Tampa Bay minor leaguer whose collision with Francisco Cervelli broke Cervelli’s wrist last Saturday?I’ve never spoken with Elliot Johnson, so I don’t know. But he seems pretty convinced that he knows how to play the right way too. In </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5786684362245195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5786684362245195' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5786684362245195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5786684362245195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/im-so-over-it.html' title='i&apos;m so over it'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8552581563192788680</id><published>2008-03-19T11:50:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-19T11:51:27.328-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geographically undesirable'/><title type='text'>oh juuuuneeeey</title><summary type='text'>"yankees looking at rich harden?"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8552581563192788680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8552581563192788680' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8552581563192788680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8552581563192788680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/oh-juuuuneeeey.html' title='oh juuuuneeeey'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3956345907249324439</id><published>2008-03-18T12:12:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-18T12:26:55.057-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i'm a wee bit bummed i couldn't go to the virginia tech game today but, provided yes doesn't outdo itself in the pomp and cringeworthiness department, being near a tv this afternoon should suffice just fine. i enjoy that the yankees get copious rations of shit for everything from, like, ethnic cleansing to the recession on down to some dude in texas waking up all grumpy wumpy on the wrong side of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3956345907249324439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3956345907249324439' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3956345907249324439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3956345907249324439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/im-wee-bit-bummed-i-couldnt-go-to.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2623316833206380733</id><published>2008-03-17T16:56:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-17T17:05:54.061-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='douchebags'/><title type='text'>question.</title><summary type='text'>has the sporting news ALWAYS been this full of shit? what does "action is always better than inaction, even if it ends up making the franchise look dumb somewhere down the line" even mean? and why do some sportswriters think thatwriting like this is a good idea. you are not ernest hemingway.you are not even margaux hemingway.i think that they should write like this.like a concrete poem. that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2623316833206380733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2623316833206380733' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2623316833206380733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2623316833206380733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/question.html' title='question.'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2253712658585399311</id><published>2008-03-14T14:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T14:05:51.228-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><title type='text'>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</title><summary type='text'>to one of my favorite beisbol partners in crime and one of my favorite human beings in the history of ever period, juneh! in her honor, a kitteh gone wild video (because really, i don't think there are any existing pix of scott rolen that she hasn't seen 8475346807 times already):</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2253712658585399311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2253712658585399311' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2253712658585399311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2253712658585399311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-birthday.html' title='HAPPY BIRTHDAY'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5026391253018206875</id><published>2008-03-12T10:41:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T11:12:31.618-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rolleyes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stfu'/><title type='text'>who, pray tell,</title><summary type='text'>is the one who sounds bent out of shape here:Also in the process, Yankees manager Joe Girardi got himself bent out of shape.“It’s uncalled for,” Girardi said of the play. “Spring training, you’re going to get people hurt, and that’s what we got, we got Cervelli hurt. It’s one thing to get hit by a pitch, it gets away, but, I don’t understand it.”What’s not to understand? It’s baseball. If you’re </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5026391253018206875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5026391253018206875' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5026391253018206875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5026391253018206875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-pray-tell.html' title='who, pray tell,'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8831585762058950574</id><published>2008-03-11T16:31:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-11T16:33:58.054-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i heart dirty jobs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>mike rowe, my television boyfriend: "So, the more you pull the pork, the better it gets?"barbecue dude: "That's it."rowe: "Some things oughta just be written on a shirt."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8831585762058950574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8831585762058950574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8831585762058950574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8831585762058950574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_11.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8622099294638467049</id><published>2008-03-10T12:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-10T12:48:36.507-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hmph'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"for those interested, premium opening day tix look to be $1200 each and up. It is getting to the point that it'd be cheaper to charter a jet, go see them in another city, stay at the most expensive place in town and bathe in champagne, than to try to see them at home." - juneh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8622099294638467049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8622099294638467049' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8622099294638467049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8622099294638467049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3627579117597588716</id><published>2008-03-10T02:02:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-10T02:06:58.308-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><title type='text'>this guy was probably so disappointed when he got here</title><summary type='text'>heh. i've been to a lot of thunder games and i'm not sure i'd want to see any of the fans naked... i mean, the crowd's mostly small children and um, people of certain ages to whom gravity has not likely been kind. unless you're into that sort of thing.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3627579117597588716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3627579117597588716' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3627579117597588716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3627579117597588716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/this-guy-was-probably-so-disappointed.html' title='this guy was probably so disappointed when he got here'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1546660586617914352</id><published>2008-03-09T17:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-09T17:38:11.114-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pocket rocket'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blingee'/><title type='text'>because</title><summary type='text'>i am a) a moron b) bored and c) firmly believe that blingee is the among greatest/worst timewasters provided us on these vast internets:       NY Yankees IP H R ER BB SO HR ERAHughes (W, 2-0) 4.0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0.00</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1546660586617914352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1546660586617914352' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1546660586617914352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1546660586617914352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/because.html' title='because'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7208219623226645977</id><published>2008-03-09T16:15:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-09T16:46:15.149-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horseshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='douchebags'/><title type='text'>drop dead tampa bay</title><summary type='text'>it's spring training, for fucks sake. how rude!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7208219623226645977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7208219623226645977' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7208219623226645977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7208219623226645977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/drop-dead-tampa-bay.html' title='drop dead tampa bay'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5177005728867997080</id><published>2008-03-03T11:01:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-03T11:05:00.967-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><title type='text'>oh barf</title><summary type='text'>2K Sports, the sports publishing label of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO), announced today a partnership with renowned and influential music outlet Pitchfork Media in support of the highly anticipated title, Major League Baseball 2K8. Pitchfork has made a name for itself since its inception in 1996 as the de facto online source for quality and discerning music reviews and news.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5177005728867997080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5177005728867997080' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5177005728867997080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5177005728867997080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/oh-barf.html' title='oh barf'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2608796484694317877</id><published>2008-02-26T12:26:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-26T12:30:27.944-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yeah i voted'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>in the style of the previously blogged barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com.... the brilliantly named hillaryismomjeans.com! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2608796484694317877/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2608796484694317877' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2608796484694317877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2608796484694317877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/in-style-of-previously-blogged.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/2293582343_ab8a880176_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5625075785452515627</id><published>2008-02-19T16:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-19T16:12:10.876-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birds on bat'/><title type='text'>attn june</title><summary type='text'>lohud blah blah:"Meanwhile, good luck to Ron Villone. He signed a minor-league deal with the Cardinals today."good god</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5625075785452515627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5625075785452515627' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5625075785452515627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5625075785452515627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/attn-june.html' title='attn june'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8666150180032851260</id><published>2008-02-16T16:16:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-16T16:28:14.212-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yeah i voted'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i had cnn's uh, ballot bowl on in the background earlier and heard john mccain droning on about healthcare. he mentioned teaching prevention fitness etc and some idea about having athletes travel around and educate the unwashed masses on keeping yourself healthy. fine. great. but which athlete does he go on to namedrop? curt schilling.  ...exactly.  in other news, this barack obama site is fun </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8666150180032851260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8666150180032851260' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8666150180032851260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8666150180032851260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-had-cnns-uh-ballot-bowl-on-in.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1042175099873878046</id><published>2008-02-08T16:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-08T16:50:28.006-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='actual rocket'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><title type='text'>is there anything about that  woman's body that's real?</title><summary type='text'>(thx kimmeh)Brian McNamee told congressional investigators Thursday that he injected Roger Clemens' wife with human growth hormone before she appeared with the pitcher in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in 2003, according to a Washington source.Debbie Clemens appeared with her husband in a photograph taken in Central Park in the magazine's Feb. 18, 2003 issue wearing a bikini and holding a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1042175099873878046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1042175099873878046' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1042175099873878046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1042175099873878046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/is-there-anything-about-that-womans.html' title='is there anything about that  woman&apos;s body that&apos;s real?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3810391290907200128</id><published>2008-02-08T00:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-08T00:47:23.847-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"I was born in Oslo, Norway, the son of a Volvo factory worker and part-time ice fisherman. My mother was a backup singer for Abba. They were good folks. [In Chicago] I discovered I was black, and I have remained so ever since." - barack obama, from some satirical harvard law review smartypants thing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3810391290907200128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3810391290907200128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3810391290907200128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3810391290907200128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4360125573803978798</id><published>2008-02-06T23:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-07T00:02:27.624-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teh office'/><title type='text'>ha!</title><summary type='text'>okay, so i'd privately guessed bj novak, but ha! whatever, the point was KT sounded Officey to me. excuse me while i go dance the dance of the kinda sorta right even though i guess it's lame to feel gloaty when i only brought it up to one person</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4360125573803978798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4360125573803978798' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4360125573803978798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4360125573803978798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/ha.html' title='ha!'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1974839904626255299</id><published>2008-02-06T14:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T14:20:22.987-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lupicass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lisa olson is better than you'/><title type='text'>one more reason to loathe mike lupica</title><summary type='text'>i meant to post this a few days ago but between the superbowl and getting caught up in following politics again, i let it slide. from the big lead (and thanks to shannon for the heads up):Mike Lupica, the New York Daily News columnist who has a habit of running talented writers away from his paper - the lilliputian loudmouth has amassed a Taliban-like body count, including Ian O’Connor and Mark </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1974839904626255299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1974839904626255299' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1974839904626255299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1974839904626255299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/one-more-reason-to-loathe-mike-lupica_06.html' title='one more reason to loathe mike lupica'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2414167387577494418</id><published>2008-02-05T21:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T21:24:58.845-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yeah i voted'/><title type='text'>super duper tuesday quotes of the day</title><summary type='text'>from the simpsons:"abortions for all!" [crowd boos]"very well, no abortions for anyone."[crowd boos some more]"hmmm. abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"[everyone is happy]"my fellow americans, as a young boy i dreamed of being a baseball. but tonight i say we must move forward, not backward! upward, not forward! and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2414167387577494418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2414167387577494418' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2414167387577494418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2414167387577494418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/super-duper-tuesday-quotes-of-day.html' title='super duper tuesday quotes of the day'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8477183482803354836</id><published>2008-02-04T10:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-04T10:50:48.427-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what do you mean there are other sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new york football giants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things i watch that i love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>i could watch this all day</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8477183482803354836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8477183482803354836' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8477183482803354836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8477183482803354836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-could-watch-this-all-day.html' title='i could watch this all day'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8178656271340448173</id><published>2008-01-29T16:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T17:06:43.790-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fuck you people'/><title type='text'>unbelievable</title><summary type='text'>no, wait, unfortunately the following is completely believable. it makes me sick to my stomach that i live in a culture where this deranged motherfuckery is allowed to go on unchecked and enabled, just because some douchebag was randomly blessed with athletic gifts. lifted from jezebel:Just days from the Super Bowl, the Seattle Times brings us a powerful story of football, rape and forgiveness. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8178656271340448173/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8178656271340448173' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8178656271340448173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8178656271340448173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/unbelievable.html' title='unbelievable'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1562930008675297488</id><published>2008-01-29T14:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T14:42:20.855-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boys behaving badly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><title type='text'>lookin for love in all the wrong places</title><summary type='text'>i kid, i kid. especially since i wouldn't mind e-signing up for a piece of that. why, i remember when i was sixteen, i had many sweet daydreams of mike mussina/brady anderson sandwiches... and by sandwiches i mean, like, going out for sandwiches, like a one milkshake three straws deal, because there's no way i knew anything about anything when i was sixteen. uh, before i start shooing kids off my</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1562930008675297488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1562930008675297488' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1562930008675297488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1562930008675297488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/lookin-for-love-in-all-wrong-places.html' title='lookin for love in all the wrong places'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5810547210793214777</id><published>2008-01-28T13:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-28T13:17:00.670-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yes men'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'>icing on the offseason cake</title><summary type='text'>the booth is gonna be made of awesome. except for bobby, but what can you do.David Cone has made peace with the Yankees New York Yankees and will return this year to broadcast about 50 games on YES, The Post has learned.A key pitcher and leader on Joe Torre's championship Yankees, Cone had annoyed George Steinbrenner by returning after a year away from baseball in 2002 for a brief and failed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5810547210793214777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5810547210793214777' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5810547210793214777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5810547210793214777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/icing-on-offseason-cake.html' title='icing on the offseason cake'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8579000292187263287</id><published>2008-01-25T13:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-25T13:14:03.607-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separated at birth'/><title type='text'>separated at birth?</title><summary type='text'>george:mitt romney press secretary kevin madden:okay maybe here not so much. i couldn't find many pictures of madden. but if you mute him when he's on the teevee it's like "whoa what's george doing on msnbc?" they're like, ideological opposite twins or something.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8579000292187263287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8579000292187263287' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8579000292187263287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8579000292187263287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/separated-at-birth.html' title='separated at birth?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2130/2218455433_d79f284cce_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5007271463541244956</id><published>2008-01-25T12:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-25T12:48:08.939-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things i watch that i love'/><title type='text'>best contest ever?</title><summary type='text'>probably! too bad i'm not reading through 300+ comments to see what the guesses are so far, that ball would look real nice next to my phil hughes bobblehead. or under my pillow. under my pillow next to the bobblehead..... umm. what?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5007271463541244956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5007271463541244956' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5007271463541244956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5007271463541244956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/best-contest-ever.html' title='best contest ever?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-9096909964470487868</id><published>2008-01-24T00:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-24T00:20:00.811-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I WANT BASEBALL NOW'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>and from the it's funny because it's true department:"That's E-3 if you're keeping score at home. And if you are, your loneliness saddens me." - the springfield isotopes announcer"Ohhh, the baseball playing man! I barely recognize you without your costume on!" - marge simpson</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/9096909964470487868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=9096909964470487868' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/9096909964470487868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/9096909964470487868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/qotd_24.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5990151238903025465</id><published>2008-01-23T23:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T23:50:36.817-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'>:D</title><summary type='text'> James' newest sneaker in his signature line with Nike is a tribute to his favorite hardball team: the Yankees.Dominated by the team's traditional blue-and-white color scheme, the Air Zoom LeBron V shoe features New York's famed pinstripes as well as James' No. 23, the number worn by popular Yankees first baseman Don Mattingly.Also, under the tongue are the words: "Le-Bron Ja-Mes. Clap. Clap. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5990151238903025465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5990151238903025465' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5990151238903025465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5990151238903025465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/d.html' title=':D'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1420438515413007723</id><published>2008-01-23T21:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T21:54:20.915-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I WANT BASEBALL NOW'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i love how this guy obviously filmed the at-bat hoping to document an alex rodriguez failure for posterity and naturally was all [beavis giggle] gaaaay rod [/beavis giggle] and then... :)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1420438515413007723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1420438515413007723' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1420438515413007723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1420438515413007723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-love-how-this-guy-obviously-filmed-at.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4863646709034987342</id><published>2008-01-23T21:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T21:46:43.101-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I WANT BASEBALL NOW'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things i watch that i love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>have i bogged this already? probably</title><summary type='text'>but it's so made of awesome and i just saw it again and and and..... the dead on reenactment of the broadcast booth about 30 seconds in is what makes the whole thing.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4863646709034987342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4863646709034987342' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4863646709034987342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4863646709034987342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/have-i-bogged-this-already-probably.html' title='have i bogged this already? probably'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3384284376740859008</id><published>2008-01-23T13:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T13:58:05.431-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t watch enough movies to make a tag for them'/><title type='text'>one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong</title><summary type='text'>Performance by an actor in a leading roleGeorge Clooney in "Michael Clayton" (Warner Bros.)Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" (Paramount Vantage and Miramax)Johnny Depp in "Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)Tommy Lee Jones in "In the Valley of Elah" (Warner Independent)Viggo Mortensen in "Eastern Promises" (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3384284376740859008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3384284376740859008' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3384284376740859008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3384284376740859008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-other.html' title='one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn&apos;t belong'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7007974249741463695</id><published>2008-01-17T16:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-17T16:39:01.296-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>from the trenton thunder e-newsletter:The Thunder will host the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees, the Class AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees, in a special pre-season exhibition game at Waterfront Park in Trenton on April 1 at 7:05 PM.Tickets to this event will go on sale by phone, 609-394-3300, and online starting Monday, January 21 at 9:30 AM.This game will give fans the chance to see the top </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7007974249741463695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7007974249741463695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7007974249741463695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7007974249741463695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/from-trenton-thunder-e-newsletter.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4917013127135504978</id><published>2008-01-16T13:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-17T16:40:00.949-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scott rolen iz funnee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='less than three'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='there are other teams?'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"I can't believe I passed my physical." -  scott rolen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4917013127135504978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4917013127135504978' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4917013127135504978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4917013127135504978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2014285100661696713</id><published>2008-01-15T16:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-15T16:25:36.371-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nom nom nom'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>anyone with the misfortune to know me well knows i'm slightly into cooking. and since juneh insisted on more nom nom nom tagged posts, i'll pass on one of my favorite comfort food recipes to you guys. it's also one of the simplest - i snagged it from jacques pepin's indispensible fast food my way. love the asparagus, love the chorizo, love the almonds, but the best part of this dish are the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2014285100661696713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2014285100661696713' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2014285100661696713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2014285100661696713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/anyone-with-misfortune-to-know-me-well.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3423313355348682149</id><published>2008-01-14T02:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T02:23:19.046-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what do you mean there are other sports'/><title type='text'>LULZ</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3423313355348682149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3423313355348682149' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3423313355348682149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3423313355348682149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/lulz.html' title='LULZ'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i11.tinypic.com/7w8y160_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5889176253519919783</id><published>2008-01-11T11:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-11T11:33:57.965-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>O RLY otd</title><summary type='text'>"I also suspect that Wang fields more balls than an average pitcher because of the sinker. He gets a lot of outs himself." - peteabe</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5889176253519919783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5889176253519919783' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5889176253519919783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5889176253519919783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/o-rly-otd.html' title='O RLY otd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6014419632150758188</id><published>2008-01-09T13:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T13:52:46.537-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me me me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I WANT BASEBALL NOW'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term=':('/><title type='text'>nostalgic, fuck the offeason qotd</title><summary type='text'>"i just want to ride horses on the beach and swim in the warm clear water and sleep in the sun and dance with boys who just want me for my us citizenship &amp; sassy hips and drink shitty super cold presidente and eat dominican food. just til pitchers and catchers. waaaah."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6014419632150758188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6014419632150758188' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6014419632150758188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6014419632150758188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/nostalgic-fuck-offeason-qotd.html' title='nostalgic, fuck the offeason qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7564097362022265571</id><published>2008-01-09T12:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T12:51:54.113-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nobody care'/><title type='text'>recycled qotd</title><summary type='text'>"Growing up, my baseball heroes were guys like Mickey Mantle, Billy Martin, even Babe Ruth... They were DRUNKS! They had to overcome their drug! Baseball has to go back to its roots -- forget about the performance enhancing substances, bring back the performance HINDERING substances. If not for me.... do it for the children." - lewis black</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7564097362022265571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7564097362022265571' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7564097362022265571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7564097362022265571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/recycled-qotd.html' title='recycled qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-356959276667311829</id><published>2008-01-08T20:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-08T20:20:21.830-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nom nom nom'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>creme fraiche + potatoes. mash. why the fuck didn't i think of that sooner?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/356959276667311829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=356959276667311829' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/356959276667311829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/356959276667311829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/creme-fraiche-potatoes.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4989769347814212547</id><published>2008-01-06T14:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-06T14:13:07.253-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bogosphere'/><title type='text'>our little baby's all growns up!</title><summary type='text'>look who's pinch hitting for peteabe today!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4989769347814212547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4989769347814212547' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4989769347814212547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4989769347814212547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/our-little-babys-all-growns-up.html' title='our little baby&apos;s all growns up!'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6631833262274416651</id><published>2008-01-06T13:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-06T13:39:10.836-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><title type='text'>a moment of silence plz</title><summary type='text'>matty deweirdo is no longer with us:Righty Matt DeSalvo, who was 1-3 in seven games (six starts) for the Yanks last season, signed with the Braves. [daily news] in other news, i'm watching a yankees classic from april 25th 2005 right now and a) i'm mildly excited to have the third baseman here for the long haul b) some dude named carl pavano started a game that went on to be a yankees classic? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6631833262274416651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6631833262274416651' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6631833262274416651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6631833262274416651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/01/moment-of-silence-plz.html' title='a moment of silence plz'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3730756788947163028</id><published>2007-12-19T15:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T15:31:46.879-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='actual rocket'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>oh my god</title><summary type='text'>(thanks vicky)now ima have this* in my head all day:*attn june i dunno if you can watch youtube at work yet or not but you probably shouldnt try because i don't want to be accused a third time of trying to get you fired</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3730756788947163028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3730756788947163028' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3730756788947163028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3730756788947163028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/oh-my-god.html' title='oh my god'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5516375257422476205</id><published>2007-12-16T17:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-16T17:41:47.740-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what do you mean there are other sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me me me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brownies'/><title type='text'>oh yeah</title><summary type='text'>forgot to bog it in the appropriate entry... my third favorite thing of the browns-jets game:me [to the nice people in front of us who'd retrieved a glove and a lens cap for me because yes i'm that clumsy]: i'm sorry! thank you so much.guy in front of me [joking]: what's wrong with you? you're throwing stuff everywhere! me: i'm not used to the browns doing anything right, i guess i'm so excited i</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5516375257422476205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5516375257422476205' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5516375257422476205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5516375257422476205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/oh-yeah.html' title='oh yeah'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2280752859427715100</id><published>2007-12-15T12:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-15T12:24:33.523-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geographically undesirable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term=':('/><title type='text'>WAAAH</title><summary type='text'>The earth shifted beneath Busch Stadium on Friday night. The Jim Edmonds era is over in St. Louis. [stl post dispatch]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2280752859427715100/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2280752859427715100' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2280752859427715100'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2280752859427715100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/waaah.html' title='WAAAH'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6813144624642521797</id><published>2007-12-14T13:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-16T02:23:46.737-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vomit everywhere'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Corrupt in conception, inept in execution, this is in general a vile report. What decency there is in it comes from, of all people, Andy Pettitte. The ostentatiously religious Pettitte, who deserves and will receive a rousing ovation the next time he takes the mound at Yankee Stadium, will be scorned by many as a hypocrite, but according to the second-hand accounting of this report, he decided to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6813144624642521797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6813144624642521797' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6813144624642521797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6813144624642521797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/corrupt-in-conception-inept-in.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3247259986657754021</id><published>2007-12-14T12:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-14T12:18:25.024-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things i watch that i love'/><title type='text'>well done, 30 rock. well done indeed.</title><summary type='text'>"wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick!" - liz lemon's dad</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3247259986657754021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3247259986657754021' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3247259986657754021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3247259986657754021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/well-done-30-rock-well-done-indeed.html' title='well done, 30 rock. well done indeed.'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8321537429959113204</id><published>2007-12-13T20:17:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-13T20:17:58.464-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>quote of the day</title><summary type='text'>me: also i guess my wondering about what made scott schoeoeneweis suddenly become ugly can stop? add "steroids: they ruin your looks" to the list of why not to do themalex: Doesn't he only have one testicle? Poor guy, putting the other one on the line *~for the sake of his team~*.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8321537429959113204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8321537429959113204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8321537429959113204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8321537429959113204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/quote-of-day.html' title='quote of the day'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6044950673014318315</id><published>2007-12-13T13:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-13T13:57:44.439-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rolleyes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separated at birth'/><title type='text'>separated at birth?</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6044950673014318315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6044950673014318315' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6044950673014318315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6044950673014318315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/separated-at-birth.html' title='separated at birth?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i5.tinypic.com/7x15ldd_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5877977672837879804</id><published>2007-12-11T11:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-13T02:45:17.205-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what do you mean there are other sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brownies'/><title type='text'>because hating the yankees is more important than supporting your football team</title><summary type='text'>so sunday i attended my first nfl game since 1992, and except for initially being convinced i was gonna be killed and eaten by certain nearby jets crazies, it was a pretty funtastic experience. by the time jamal lewis made that final ridonkulous run, i was so delirious with hypothermia i was shrieking and hopping and clapping "go baby go go go!" and now i'm a little afraid i'm officially </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5877977672837879804/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5877977672837879804' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5877977672837879804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5877977672837879804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/12/because-hating-yankees-is-more.html' title='because hating the yankees is more important than supporting your football team'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-332483332582589524</id><published>2007-11-30T20:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-30T20:55:22.096-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stfu'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> The Yankees are now mimicking the Red Sox — Evil Empire II — by developing young talent with frightening efficiency. [rosenthal]</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/332483332582589524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=332483332582589524' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/332483332582589524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/332483332582589524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/yankees-are-now-mimicking-red-sox-evil.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2054/2077216368_9fe79b41e3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5155028607290377853</id><published>2007-11-30T12:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-30T12:21:34.912-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><title type='text'>um</title><summary type='text'>did jose tabata quit baseball or get abducted by aliens or something?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5155028607290377853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5155028607290377853' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5155028607290377853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5155028607290377853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/um.html' title='um'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1686561772699824561</id><published>2007-11-27T13:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-27T13:49:58.726-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd pt 2</title><summary type='text'>and i'm late to the fun party as always:"Just make sure you bring a higher level of literacy to go with your decimal points." - bill conlin to bill crashburnalley</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1686561772699824561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1686561772699824561' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1686561772699824561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1686561772699824561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/qotd-pt-2_27.html' title='qotd pt 2'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-522834739420920216</id><published>2007-11-26T19:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T19:28:03.728-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"Um, I'm hardly A-Rod's biggest fan, but does ******* ever get laid? Seriously? I actually really love his blog, but I swear to god he has no sex, ever. He's so vehement and moral arbitery about everything. Like me, but more more disingenuous... It's like Datalounge meets the straight guy's sports blog." - alex</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/522834739420920216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=522834739420920216' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/522834739420920216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/522834739420920216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/qotd_26.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4996937129758592623</id><published>2007-11-26T13:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T13:40:01.702-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i've noticed people coming here via a search for helen beller, so i searched it myself and came across this:BELLER--Helen, on November 21, 2007 at her home on the Upper West Side after a long and remarkable 104 years. Daughter of the late Anna and Joseph Heidt. Loving wife of the late Samuel Beller. Predeceased by her loving daughter, Mary Linn Pitofsky. Known as "Nana" she was a devoted Yankee </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4996937129758592623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4996937129758592623' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4996937129758592623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4996937129758592623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/ive-noticed-people-coming-here-via.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5410645021839101547</id><published>2007-11-24T15:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-24T15:32:53.701-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='picspam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'>baby please come home</title><summary type='text'>(photo from this awesome flickr photostream)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5410645021839101547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5410645021839101547' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5410645021839101547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5410645021839101547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/baby-please-come-home.html' title='baby please come home'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2060613442_02841674c0_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5510548769510904345</id><published>2007-11-23T15:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-23T15:17:09.853-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><title type='text'>just got this in my inbox and</title><summary type='text'>thought i'd share with yall:Happy Thanksgiving from PinstripesPlus.com.Beginning today through Sunday, premium content is complimentary at PinstripesPlus.com.This means you can check out all our past and current player feature stories, hot news,and the entire Scout Player Database, and there's absolutely no cost to you.  You will have access to the entire site (with the exception of premium </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5510548769510904345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5510548769510904345' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5510548769510904345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5510548769510904345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/just-got-this-in-my-inbox-and.html' title='just got this in my inbox and'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1822857863176205197</id><published>2007-11-20T23:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T01:08:59.993-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yeah i bogged it'/><title type='text'>quote of.....</title><summary type='text'>august sometime? something i thought i'd forgotten. person (who'd just started to launch into a story but stopped himself): "have you ever been in a clubhouse?"lupe (dripping sarcasm as is my wont): "yeah, i've been in aclubhouse." june (laughing hysterically): "hey, of course i've been ina clubhouse. i used to play. can't you tell?"person (scrambling for his wallet, on the bar, etc): "OK,where </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/1822857863176205197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=1822857863176205197' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1822857863176205197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/1822857863176205197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/quote-of.html' title='quote of.....'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-37591447121967452</id><published>2007-11-20T19:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:30:48.918-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separated at birth'/><title type='text'>separated at birth?</title><summary type='text'>(boris pasternak)(my geographically undesirable pocket pet interest)in other news i hear the third baseman is probably pretty sure he's coming back as are the guy that catches the ball, and the guy who throws the ball. so it's a pretty good day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/37591447121967452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=37591447121967452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/37591447121967452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/37591447121967452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/separated-at-birth.html' title='separated at birth?'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2050739839_aad83c35b3_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6047773565188486412</id><published>2007-11-17T22:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-17T22:43:03.558-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what it feels like for a girl'/><title type='text'>sorry guys</title><summary type='text'>but clearly the wrong warren buffett related article is getting all the attention today. think of the ladies, mr. buffett:Dear Mr. Buffett,The women of America need you. Badly. Have you ever been in the changing room of the lingerie section at a major department store? O.K., don't answer that. But I've been there, and I'll tell you, it ain't pretty. There's desperation. There's misery, fatigue </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6047773565188486412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6047773565188486412' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6047773565188486412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6047773565188486412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/sorry-guys.html' title='sorry guys'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5321046696436912019</id><published>2007-11-16T20:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T20:47:03.587-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd pt 2</title><summary type='text'>"He's like a manicured,movie-star/jock version of Michael Scott--he always says the wrong thing. He's not as funny, but he's often just as painful. And like Scott, he just wants to be loved. In a strange way, I find his A-Rodness endearing, even if it is annoying." - alex belth</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5321046696436912019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5321046696436912019' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5321046696436912019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5321046696436912019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/qotd-pt-2.html' title='qotd pt 2'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5839981237815399982</id><published>2007-11-16T13:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T13:36:05.845-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things i watch that i love'/><title type='text'>oh and</title><summary type='text'>last night's office? made of awesome.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5839981237815399982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5839981237815399982' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5839981237815399982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5839981237815399982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/oh-and.html' title='oh and'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5312338207602797025</id><published>2007-11-16T11:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T11:51:24.498-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"After all that, a modest raise and considerable security for Alex Rodriguez, along with another decade of remembering (whoops!) the stripper should take the service elevator." - gerard cstb</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/5312338207602797025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=5312338207602797025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5312338207602797025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/5312338207602797025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/qotd_16.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-867563297121757205</id><published>2007-11-15T22:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T22:06:00.734-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things i watch that i love'/><title type='text'>the new "i gave her my heart and she gave me a pen?"</title><summary type='text'>"i gave her my ottoman and she walked out." - jack donaghy</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/867563297121757205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=867563297121757205' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/867563297121757205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/867563297121757205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/new-i-gave-her-my-heart-and-she-gave-me.html' title='the new &quot;i gave her my heart and she gave me a pen?&quot;'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7653692930848955874</id><published>2007-11-15T21:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T11:53:15.322-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><title type='text'>i don't want to let you go til you see the light</title><summary type='text'>we all love our relationship analogies, yeah? Bitter is like the most popular guy in school asked you out, you think he likes you, you basically act the part of the dude in "When a Man Loves a Woman" (the song, not the movie, and the Percey Sledge version, not the Michael Bolton one -- he's going to come on the scene and freak you out in about eight years) and jump to his defense when everyone </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/7653692930848955874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=7653692930848955874' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7653692930848955874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/7653692930848955874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/sooooo.html' title='i don&apos;t want to let you go til you see the light'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3314207205907549333</id><published>2007-11-14T17:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T14:03:33.989-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='team a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"“I think Alex is so scared, he might still come back." - Person Granted Anonymity Because he was Not Authorized to Speak Publiclyi can only presume he's scared of incurring my eternal wrath. as he should be.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3314207205907549333/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3314207205907549333' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3314207205907549333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3314207205907549333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/qotd_14.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8567503312256831683</id><published>2007-11-12T09:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-12T09:46:31.734-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote of'/><title type='text'>qotd</title><summary type='text'>"...hopefully I’m hopefully looking forward to working with [joe girardi]." - jorge posadait's almost as great as "i'm probably pretty sure it will work out for the best."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/8567503312256831683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=8567503312256831683' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8567503312256831683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/8567503312256831683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/qotd.html' title='qotd'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6936549994358735802</id><published>2007-11-07T23:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T23:46:25.996-05:00</updated><title type='text'>boyfriend of the day</title><summary type='text'>  I heard this song lyric the other day and guess which just-opted-out 3rd baseman it reminded me of:      “Baby I got my facts learned real good right now.  You better get it straight darling.  Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king, and a king ain't satisfied till he rules everything.  I wanna go out tonight, I wanna find out what I got.”That’s from “Badlands” by Bruce Springsteen. I’m </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6936549994358735802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6936549994358735802' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6936549994358735802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6936549994358735802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/boyfriend-of-day.html' title='boyfriend of the day'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-220204820704358777</id><published>2007-11-07T22:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T22:42:20.173-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birds on bat'/><title type='text'>la la la</title><summary type='text'>St. Louis Cardinals third baseman Scott Rolen may waive his no-trade clause to escape manager Tony La Russa, the St. Louis Post Dispatch reported Monday.Rolen, who has battled shoulder problems the last two years, was benched for a few games during the 2006 postseason, causing a rift between he and La Russa, who just signed a two-year contract extension.The two claimed they had patched up any </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/220204820704358777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=220204820704358777' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/220204820704358777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/220204820704358777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/11/la-la-la.html' title='la la la'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3991467043796781390</id><published>2007-10-29T23:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T23:04:40.165-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that are funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='there are other teams?'/><title type='text'>RUN SCOTT PROCTOR RUN</title><summary type='text'>(thx kimmeh) The Los Angeles Dodgers have decided to fire manager Grady Little and replace him with former Yankees manager Joe Torre, The Journal News has learned.Torre, 67, could be named manager as soon as tomorrow, according to two sources close to the situation. Don Mattingly is expected to accompany Torre to Los Angeles as his bench coach. Torre is also interested in hiring Kevin Long, his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/3991467043796781390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=3991467043796781390' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3991467043796781390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/3991467043796781390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/run-scott-proctor-run.html' title='RUN SCOTT PROCTOR RUN'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4004044127494411792</id><published>2007-10-29T18:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T18:33:54.335-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aww'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby bombers'/><title type='text'>favorite thing of the day</title><summary type='text'>There's a great little story about Roger Clemens and Joba Chamberlain courtesy of the Omaha World-Herald (hat tip: Baseball Prospectus). Chamberlain joined Clemens at the Texas-Nebraska game over the weekend. Joba spent the weekend with Clemens, and stood with the Rocket on the Texas side of the field before moving over to his preferred Nebraska sideline.Clemens is quoted: "We had this date </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4004044127494411792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4004044127494411792' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4004044127494411792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4004044127494411792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/favorite-thing-of-day.html' title='favorite thing of the day'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-477370283383937841</id><published>2007-10-28T23:35:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T00:32:23.333-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='screwing the blouse man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='%#^%*$'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vomit everywhere'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>: I lost Ed Truck A-Rod... and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I'm terribly, terribly... terribly alone.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/477370283383937841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=477370283383937841' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/477370283383937841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/477370283383937841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/okay-now-its-crashing.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2755860674446773292</id><published>2007-10-20T14:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-20T14:46:04.521-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stfu'/><title type='text'>THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING</title><summary type='text'> To the Sports Editor:The sad but seemingly inevitable forced departure of Buck Showalter from the Yankees should cause even the most diehard fan to question his loyalty and support. Showalter, who was arguably the most talented manager in New York since the era of McCarthy, McGraw and Huggins, is better off without the headaches of working for George Steinbrenner. He will survive and thrive </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/2755860674446773292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=2755860674446773292' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2755860674446773292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/2755860674446773292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-plane-is-definitely-crashing.html' title='THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6819333850630592060</id><published>2007-10-19T10:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T11:02:59.109-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people i don&apos;t want dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'>"imitation of juneh," or, "in which i react, schoolgirlish, to a fjm excerpt"</title><summary type='text'>And let's take a step back. Again, we're all sad. Torre is leaving. Stand-up guy. Might be a bad decision for the club. But we're talking about a situation where you're feeling misty-eyed for a guy who's turning down a five million dollar base salary because it is a fucking insult to him. Five million dollars. And he's not hitting 97-mph Josh Beckett fastballs or spearing Curtis Granderson laser </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6819333850630592060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6819333850630592060' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6819333850630592060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6819333850630592060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/imitation-of-juneh-or-in-which-i-react.html' title='&quot;imitation of juneh,&quot; or, &quot;in which i react, schoolgirlish, to a fjm excerpt&quot;'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4545857048871951617</id><published>2007-10-18T17:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T17:11:07.524-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yanquis'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i, for one, welcome our new girardi overlord. a girl can dream, right?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/4545857048871951617/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=4545857048871951617' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4545857048871951617'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/4545857048871951617'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-girardi.html' title=''/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6198280914884253136</id><published>2007-10-17T22:18:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-17T22:21:40.704-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i don&apos;t even know'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sox'/><title type='text'>this one goes out to my girl kb</title><summary type='text'>and just because... something i did months ago and forgot about:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/feeds/6198280914884253136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7577491&amp;postID=6198280914884253136' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6198280914884253136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7577491/posts/default/6198280914884253136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-one-goes-out-to-my-girl-kb.html' title='this one goes out to my girl kb'/><author><name>lupe!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10970287959702599243</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/141162375_8760f18156_s.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2173/1608126866_197f27e48c_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry></feed>
