<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:01:41 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>soft hands</title><description></description><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1068</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-624447345750989840</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T08:00:48.246-04:00</atom:updated><title>two things.</title><atom:summary type='text'>1) loling: Eventually, I think about a year and a half or something went by, and he went to spring training with us (in big league camp), and once we had him in spring training, Dick Pole and I — Dick Pole was my pitching coach...[charlie manuel spins a long ass yarn courtesy of lohud]2) extreme opposite of loling: again per lohud somewhere, joe west will be an umpire in the WS. thanks for be so </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-things.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1450222097288421585</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-18T16:08:56.578-04:00</atom:updated><title>LOL</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2009/10/lol.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3789565373211537477</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-26T06:41:38.981-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>people i don't want dead</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>juney</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>michael</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>people i know that i love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>teh office</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quote of</category><title>e-convo otd</title><atom:summary type='text'>high and tight mike: So I'll be at Comic Con all weekend, starting in about 10 minutes. Well Friday and Saturday at least... Who wants to bet I'm the only one who asks Michael Shur a baseball question?[which is great on its own, but then here comes]june has decided (who, sometimes, in her own cryptic fashion, is like knowing a living breathing version of the kevin bacon game): tell him i'm sorry </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/e-convo-otd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-2870939197659730436</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-12T17:16:15.026-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>sadness</category><title>:(</title><atom:summary type='text'>Bobby Murcer lost his gallant and determined fight with brain cancer Saturday, a little more than a year-and-half after first being diagnosed with the most aggressive form of tumors. He was 62, and while most of those last 19 months of a life-too-short were spent enduring exhaustive, often-agonizing after-effects of intense chemotherapy and radiation, Murcer, true to his upbeat nature, regarded </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6623926536282363289</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-02T20:51:17.876-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>team a-rod</category><title>lol wut</title><atom:summary type='text'>"Alex is in New York with the Yankees and Cynthia has left their kids to go be with Lenny - not cool."</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/07/lol-wut.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8002991546379186450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-18T18:53:32.023-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>ugh</category><title>ah ha ha ha</title><atom:summary type='text'>The New York Yankees signed veteran righty Sidney Ponson to a minor league contract on Wednesday in an attempt to bulk up their starting rotation.The 31-year-old Ponson was 4-1 with a 3.88 earned run average in nine starts before being designated for assignment by the Texas Rangers on June 6. [tsn] </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/06/ah-ha-ha-ha.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5211357421952389965</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-08T22:07:07.505-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>%#^%*$</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quote of</category><title>qotd</title><atom:summary type='text'>"my friend pointed at [the mental conditioning room] on the site plan and said, 'oh, A-Rod is getting his own office.'" - juneh in the comments section of her FANTASTIC* sneak preview post about the new yankees stadium*except for the part about field championship seats being TWENTY FUCKING FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS which naturally isn't her fault. note to self: stop eating, get implants, and embark on</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/06/qotd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6720284618704640260</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 12:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-30T08:02:52.369-04:00</atom:updated><title>baseball? what's that?</title><atom:summary type='text'>was just half listening to morning joe and caught something like this:mike barnicle: [lots of smack talk about the mets beating the dodgers]chuck todd: what happened to joe torre? i thought we were getting american league joe torre, not national league joe torre. it just proves the national league is better, it's easier to win when you're managing softball.mika brezsinsksisniski: there goes the </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/05/baseball-whats-that.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6121888414193961337</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-11T17:20:41.942-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>yes men</category><title>no words</title><atom:summary type='text'>(thanks alex :D)</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/05/no-words.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4708782783158644019</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-28T16:06:10.157-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quote of</category><title>qotd</title><atom:summary type='text'>"i had a nice career. [pause] i wish i could remember it." - david cone"that was a good call by angel hernendez." - opus michael kay</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/qotd_27.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6570341093752237472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-16T11:25:11.496-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>bogosphere</category><title>weeping with laughter you guys</title><atom:summary type='text'>I ....... am writing...... really.... really........ fucking..... slowly....... as..... a .... public ... service..... to ...... you..... all..... so..... that... you might.... get .... used ..... to ...... this..... excru.... ciating..... pace...... in time...... for....... tonight's......... Orioles...... starter....... Steve.... fucking..... slow-...... ass..... Trachsel.moar at drunk jays </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/weeping-with-laughter-you-guys.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7500882438577765739</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-16T10:47:22.409-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>rolleyes</category><title>immature yankees fans everywhere: rejoice!</title><atom:summary type='text'>latroy hawkins has given up your precioussssss.</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/immature-yankees-fans-everywhere.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-228510633155983663</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-14T12:31:06.124-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quote of</category><title>qotd</title><atom:summary type='text'>"every time robbie swings and misses a little part of joe morgan dies." - kimmeh</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/qotd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3459726237793961088</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-09T17:22:51.602-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are annoying</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>why yes i am objectifying you</category><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>my feelings about how a baseball player should wear his work clothes (see here) are well known and patiently tolerated by my circle of trust friends. i disapprove highly of droopy jammie bottoms in the workplace, and it's nice to have my outrage validated by mr jesse barfield:What ever happened to the fashion police in baseball? Have you guys seen these uniforms some of these guys are wearing </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-feelings-about-how-baseball-player.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7000378102728010047</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-08T15:20:03.209-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are annoying</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hmph</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>stfu</category><title>bothersome crap du jour</title><atom:summary type='text'>dear yankee stadium crowd,paul o'neill's been retired for a hundred years. it's about time someone took 21. get over it already. i hate some of you people so much sometimes,lupe***dear john flaherty,cut your hair!sincerelythe concerned women of the tri-state area</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/bothersome-crap-du-jour.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8149269912397724105</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-07T14:04:00.979-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>the wave? fuck you</category><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>my favorite blog of the minute, drunk jays fans, has very thoughtfully done baseball going people a great service by putting together a guide to the wave that i demand everyone read. thank you.</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-favorite-blog-of-minute-drunk-jays.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-5215097065605327892</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-05T12:13:30.384-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>nom nom nom</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>squee</category><title>three of my favorite things on the planet, together!</title><atom:summary type='text'>baseball, bacon (flavor anyway), and potatoes:(lifted from the OFFICIAL bacon salt blog)*homer simpson drool*</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/three-of-my-favorite-things-on-planet.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-8986951243990747050</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-05T10:27:31.300-04:00</atom:updated><title>kb rules everything around me</title><atom:summary type='text'>I don't know what it is about Fridays that makes this team just...fall apart, but I (as well as the rest of my Season Ticket Crew) do know that they will win tomorrow in kick-ass fashion. Because tomorrow, the sun will shine dazzingly, Andy Pettitte will throw a perfect game (with one arm tied behind his back, his self-prescribed penance for HGH usage), and Alex Rodriguez, needing a homer for the</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/kb-rules-everything-around-me.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-1567664365098346447</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-02T23:50:10.778-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quote of</category><title>oldie but goodie qutd</title><atom:summary type='text'>shannon: hey what are these things called where the player crosses home plate? it's been so long i forgetme: those are runs, miss. don't feel bad, i can't remember what they call that thing that happens when the yankees end up with more runs than the other teamkimmeh: lupe, those are called dreams.</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/04/oldie-but-goodie-qutd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4119698579366704075</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-31T19:42:22.513-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>small ball? fuck you</category><title>qotd</title><atom:summary type='text'>"if i could do it all over again, i'd bunt more." -- joe morgan</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_31.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-6286500053866815384</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-31T09:58:13.229-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>national league</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>screwing the blouse man</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>less than three</category><title>HAPPY OPENING DAY YOU GUYS</title><atom:summary type='text'>: smithers, are they booing me?: uh, no sir, they're saying boo-URNS. boo-URNS! [to the crowd]: excuse me, are you saying boo or boo-urns?: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11: i was saying boo-urns :( anyway: rain rain go away!</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-opening-day-you-guys.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-4714693965269049302</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-30T12:26:05.998-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are annoying</category><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>who came up with generation tres? it's tres suck.</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-came-up-with-generation-tres-its.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-417602320108340191</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-28T09:58:49.050-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>things that are funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>yanquis</category><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>so matsui snuck off to get hitched, and hilarity ensued:“We’ve got a bet going,” Matsui replied. “If he doesn’t get married within a year, I win the bet. Basically the bet was, whoever gets married first wins. Jeter said he himself doesn’t have a girlfriend, so he’s getting a one-year handicap.”Back in the clubhouse, we found Jeter and told him the news about Matsui. Jeter, who loves to say that </atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/so-matsui-snuck-off-to-get-hitched-and.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-7821356571162991288</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-27T17:18:11.609-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quote of</category><title>qotd</title><atom:summary type='text'>"it makes you wonder just how bad this recession's gonna be if DSW can't sell shoes to women." - some guy on cnbc just now</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/qotd_27.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7577491.post-3917407888410125135</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-20T18:48:52.736-04:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>team a-rod</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>why yes i am objectifying you</category><title>picspam otd</title><atom:summary type='text'>ignore reggie.</atom:summary><link>http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2008/03/picspam-otd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (lupe!)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>16</thr:total></item></channel></rss>