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The New York Yankees signed veteran righty Sidney Ponson to a minor league contract on Wednesday in an attempt to bulk up their starting rotation.

The 31-year-old Ponson was 4-1 with a 3.88 earned run average in nine starts before being designated for assignment by the Texas Rangers on June 6. [tsn]

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"my friend pointed at [the mental conditioning room] on the site plan and said, 'oh, A-Rod is getting his own office.'" - juneh in the comments section of her FANTASTIC* sneak preview post about the new yankees stadium


*except for the part about field championship seats being TWENTY FUCKING FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS which naturally isn't her fault. note to self: stop eating, get implants, and embark on your new career as a stripper because the pay as a do-gooder isn't gonna get you to any games

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